Pumpkin Talk (from “Boat House Comix Inc.”)

Time for Pumpkin Talk


BOX 1: It’s time for Pumpkin Talk, with your host Chip Wreckman
BOX 2:
  • Chip: Hey Folks. Welcome to Pumpkin Talk
BOX 3:
  • Chip: Meet Johnny
  • Johnny: Hey peeps
BOX 4:
  • Chip: So, how was your day?
  • Johnny: Awful. First, someone takes me away, then he starts to knife me
BOX 5:
  • Chip: Well, you sure do look happy
  • Johnny: Happy ! Do I look happy?
BOX 6:
  • Chip: Well … yes
BOX 7:
  • Johnny: You are lucky you are not me, I am spilling my guts out there
BOX 8:
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The Nature Show (from “Boat House Comix Inc.”)

Time for Nature Talk


BOX 1: It’s time for “The Nature Show”, with your host Greg Gregson


BOX 2:

Greg Gregson: Hey folks. It’s me, Greg, and it’s time for the Nature Show


BOX 3:

GG: Today we will be spying on the life cycle of a croc-o-matic


BOX 4:

GG: This isn’t any type of crocodile. It’s a croc-o-matic.

Croc-o-matic: Me a robo! 🙂


BOX 5:

GG: He can turn into a snake, spit Crocs (<the shoes>), and fly

Croc-o-matic (flying): Weee!


BOX 6:

GG: This is how he hunts his prey

Croc-o-matic (spitting a pair of Croc Shoes to lure a victim): Free Shoes

Victim: Yey


BOX 7:

Croc-o-matic: Chomp ! (eats the victim) Yum!


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Cactus Siege (from “Boat House Comix Inc.”)

Time for Cactus Siege


Cactus Siege

Box 1: It is time for Cactus Siege, with your hosts Chip Wreckman and Ralph Bison
Box 2:
Chip: Ever wondered what a cowboy does after he runs out of amo <ammunition>?
Box 3:
Chip: It’s so obvious … he grabs a cactus
Box 4:
Chip: Here’s <an> example <of> what would happen
Box 5: Cowboys F and S firing at will
Box 6:
F: damn … outta amo! <out of ammunition>
Box 7: Yaahhhhh!!
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Animal Talk (from “Boat House Comix Inc”)

Time for Animal Talk


BOX 1: It’s time for ANIMAL TALK, with your host Ralph Bison


BOX 2:

Ralph Bison: Hello folks, welcome to Animal Talk. Today we will meet Leo the Sea Lion !


BOX 3:

RB: Hey there Leo, relaxing at the sea dock, huh?

Leo: You are darn right Ralph


BOX 4:

RB: You know dock owners don’t like sea lions on their docks?

Leo: Yeah, I noticed


BOX 5:

RB: Ooops, here comes the Coast Guard <Alex’ note to self: I need to explain to Paulo that the USCG are the good guys>


BOX 6:

USCG Lady: Shooooo

Leo: this is my dock, lady!


BOX 7:

Leo: Don’t you mess with me !

Leo: CHOMP <Leo eats the lady in one bite>


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“It’s time for Hot News: by Boat House Comix Inc.

BOAT HOUSE COMIX Inc. presents: “IT’S TIME FOR HOT NEWS”, with your host Greg Gregson:

Time for Hot News


Box 2:

– Greg Gregson: “Hello folks, today we will be talking to Jack Smith”

– Jack Smith: “Hey folks!”


Box 3:

– GG: “Jack, here is a WiFi specialist”

– JS: “You sure are right Greg! But, hey, we have a problem here!”


Box 4:

– GG: “So Jack, what’s the problem?”

– JS: “You see, there is this kid that wants to play online on the internet”


Box 5:

– JS: “you see, the kid’s dad doesn’t want him to play”


Box 6:

– GG: “So, what do u do?”

– JS: “You will see right now”


Box 7:

– Dad: “I am tired of writing on books!”

– Kid: “Maybe you should get WiFi”

– Kid: “Hehe”


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