BOX 1: It’s time for Pumpkin Talk, with your host Chip Wreckman
- Chip: Hey Folks. Welcome to Pumpkin Talk
- Chip: Meet Johnny
- Johnny: Hey peeps
- Chip: So, how was your day?
- Johnny: Awful. First, someone takes me away, then he starts to knife me
- Chip: Well, you sure do look happy
- Johnny: Happy ! Do I look happy?
- Johnny: You are lucky you are not me, I am spilling my guts out there
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BOX 1: It’s time for “The Nature Show”, with your host Greg Gregson
Greg Gregson: Hey folks. It’s me, Greg, and it’s time for the Nature Show
GG: Today we will be spying on the life cycle of a croc-o-matic
GG: This isn’t any type of crocodile. It’s a croc-o-matic.
Croc-o-matic: Me a robo! 🙂
GG: He can turn into a snake, spit Crocs (<the shoes>), and fly
Croc-o-matic (flying): Weee!
GG: This is how he hunts his prey
Croc-o-matic (spitting a pair of Croc Shoes to lure a victim): Free Shoes
Croc-o-matic: Chomp ! (eats the victim) Yum!
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Box 1: It is time for Cactus Siege, with your hosts Chip Wreckman and Ralph Bison
Chip: Ever wondered what a cowboy does after he runs out of amo <ammunition>?
Chip: It’s so obvious … he grabs a cactus
Chip: Here’s <an> example <of> what would happen
Box 5: Cowboys F and S firing at will
F: damn … outta amo! <out of ammunition>
Box 7: Yaahhhhh!!
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BOX 1: It’s time for ANIMAL TALK, with your host Ralph Bison
Ralph Bison: Hello folks, welcome to Animal Talk. Today we will meet Leo the Sea Lion !
RB: Hey there Leo, relaxing at the sea dock, huh?
Leo: You are darn right Ralph
RB: You know dock owners don’t like sea lions on their docks?
Leo: Yeah, I noticed
RB: Ooops, here comes the Coast Guard <Alex’ note to self: I need to explain to Paulo that the USCG are the good guys>
USCG Lady: Shooooo
Leo: this is my dock, lady!
Leo: Don’t you mess with me !
Leo: CHOMP <Leo eats the lady in one bite>
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BOAT HOUSE COMIX Inc. presents: “IT’S TIME FOR HOT NEWS”, with your host Greg Gregson:
– Greg Gregson: “Hello folks, today we will be talking to Jack Smith”
– Jack Smith: “Hey folks!”
– GG: “Jack, here is a WiFi specialist”
– JS: “You sure are right Greg! But, hey, we have a problem here!”
– GG: “So Jack, what’s the problem?”
– JS: “You see, there is this kid that wants to play online on the internet”
– JS: “you see, the kid’s dad doesn’t want him to play”
– GG: “So, what do u do?”
– JS: “You will see right now”
– Dad: “I am tired of writing on books!”
– Kid: “Maybe you should get WiFi”
– Kid: “Hehe”
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